I had quite the Thanksgiving.
First I flew down to DC and hung out with some higher ups in a random bar.
This led to them taking me into a strip-club.
Then I found $1,000,000 dollars on the ground in a briefcase.
Did I lose you yet?
I didn't do anything for Thanksgiving. Why would I? I was supposed to head down to my family's house.
I was supposed to have dinner with my family.
I was supposed to hang out with some friends who I haven't seen in a while.
It's not like I didn't want to go. I got into my car to leave then woke up about 15 minutes ago. My car didn't move, I was still in the drivers seat in the same clothes I had worn before I was going to leave and the food I was bringing went bad.
I just got a text from my parents.
They had fun with me this weekend at the dinner at my Brother's house.
I didn't go.
Fuck you Slendor-ass-hat.